Archive for August, 2009

I have ten minutes until my car picks me up for my 1st of 6 shows in KC…definitely in the mid-west, the food is so fucking rich and big…staying on a low Cholesterol Diet is difficult here, mostly because the awareness of heart disease is still ten years away from here. “Do you want me to tell them to only put of half the bacon, cause you can’t have it with no bacon!” was a conversation I had today with my waitress…also I overheard a Russian sitting next to me tell the guy he was talking to, “You have no idea what they did to my daughter…” i lost him after that but I’m dying to know what they did, was it good, was it bad…the only oither thing I could translate was, “Man I love Mountain Dew!” Listening to Headline News in the background as I right…the chic from The Real Housewives of Atlanta (the short haired black chic) is chiming in about the guy who killed his wife and put her in a suitcase…maybe not the best booking, but she is really slamming home her point about how famous she is, and how hard it is to be famous. Having been on a number of reality show I can say with 100% confidence that yes they do make you crazy, but not crazy enough to sit in a hotel bathroom pulling out the teeth and cutting off the fingers of you wife. I did a lot of sleeping today and even more shitting…looks like my car is here, time to do a little more shitting and some high class drinking…Ahhhh and Nancy Grace just came on, did you know she write novels? I don;t think I could read her novels without hearing her over-projecting, super pretentious voice in my head as I read her prose…

I will blig tonight after I have perused the internet for gypsy videos (thanks Madonna)