Get Bert's Headshots! Click HERE! Want To Be His Friend? Check out Bert's MySpace by Clicking HERE!     I'd like to welcome all of you to my new website BertBertBert.com. To those of you who know nothing about me, I suggest starting off with a little Rolling Stone Magazine article entitled 'The Undergraduate,' then an 'Ass Wax', maybe a 'Counterfire', some Jimmy Kimmel, and work your way on over to the audio section. If you are like me, a big fan of me, then have your way with this site and keep on coming back. I promise new video and audio clips as I get them. If you get a chance sign up for my mailing list, befriend me @ myspace.com, and buy something. - Bert